They have a pepper shaker for pot.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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