i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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