I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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