i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you will always have a special place in my vag
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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