My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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