The maid of honor just puked.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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