I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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