Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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