Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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