I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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