the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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