Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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