should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Swine flu is the new snow day.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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