So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Come see our sink grown plant.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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