Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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