SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Michael Bay diarrhea
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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