Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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