So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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