Soap is not a condiment
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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