i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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