Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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