why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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