well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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