I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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