Where is the hickey?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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