he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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