I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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