He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
