he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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