found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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