i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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