I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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