Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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