Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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