the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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