I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You ruined the universe
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT