is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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