Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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