So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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