Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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