PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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