What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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