Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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