Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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