honey bunches of taint.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
