Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
now i know why i became what i already was.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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