I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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