You just made me feel so damn special
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
