Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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