Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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