i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
operation have a gay friend backfired
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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