I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate all girls vehemently.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
